How to scare the crap out of a whovian

fallen-angel-timelord:

sherlockw:

394thdoctor:

1. set a small stone angel in your yard
2. invite whovian to your house
3. set wifi to ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
4. randomly move angel’s position close to the house
5. start repeating everything they say
6. when they fall asleep, draw tally marks on their skin with sharpie
7. wake them up wearing a gas mask and saying “are you my mummy?

slow down there satan