how much can you even lift

askstansquared:

FORD: Probably about a hundred pounds? A lot more if I–

STAN: I can lift a vehicle.

FORD: What? No you can’t.

STAN: Sure I can! I can lift…

                                              …A FORD!!!

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STAN: (He’s just mad ‘cuz he couldn’t think of a better joke)

STAN: Wait-